Razor (User)
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Is the board basically out of order? 15 Years, 7 Months ago
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I posted a response to the guy asking about backpacking in the Trinity Alps. Now every time I try to log on to that thread of topics I can't see anything but a white screen. I'm sure I'm behind on this issues as I've newly returned to the board after many years away. Is it up and running if I know what I'm doing or am I wasting my time trying?
So this post is a question, but also a trial to see if I can post a new thread even if I can't respond to existing threads.
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Read you loud and clear no/msg 15 Years, 7 Months ago
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no/msg
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Re:Is the board basically out of order? 15 Years, 7 Months ago
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Razor, We are having some technical issues with the software. Unsure of the cause, although we clearly need a significant upgrade to the software. We are working on it, but don't have a timetable.
Phil
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Re:Is the board basically out of order? 15 Years, 7 Months ago
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Nice fish photo, Phil! Was that the one I caught when we fished together? 
This autumn. It's a plan, for sure, almost.
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Phil (Admin)
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Re:Is the board basically out of order? 15 Years, 7 Months ago
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Editorial License.....I'm the photographer, I get to present the story anyway I want!
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Re:Is the board basically out of order? 15 Years, 7 Months ago
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Phil wrote:
Razor, We are having some technical issues with the software. Unsure of the cause, although we clearly need a significant upgrade to the software. We are working on it, but don't have a timetable.
Phil
Ya think? To say we're havin' some technical issues with the revisionistware is very much akin to sayin' that Ted Bundy had some technical issues with generating fruitful, mutually beneficial interactions with the female sheeople he encountered. But Razor, take some comfort in the fact that everyone was also unsure of what made Teddyboy wanna bonk 'em all over the head, sexually violate 'em, and leave 'em to die. Like the revisionistware, there was also no timetable established to address Bundy's "brokeness" either.........
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****** News Flash*****
The Shepherd is currently offering the Sheeople of this flock a chance to enroll in the Shepherd's Character Building course! For the small, nominal fee of $750 dollars, the Shepherd will travel to the Norcal location of your chosing, on a day and time that is convenient for you. Upon your arrival, the Shepherd will glove up and proceed to kick your ass up one side and down the other! Your asswhipping is guaranteed to include all of the following elements: cuts, abrasions, contusions, severe trama induced facial swelling, blackeyes, a fatlip or two, and significant but not life threatening blood loss! As a special bonus, you asswhipping may include the following: minor to medium severity concussions, a broken nose, bruised orbitals, califlower ear, and other assorted medium severity injuries. The Shepherd similarly guarantees that your asswhipping will NOT result in the following: broken limbs, fractured ribs, skull fractures, severe brain damage, or any other injuries that can be considered life threatening or altering, or that require prolonged medical treatment. However, if at any time during your asswhipping you elect to fight back, no such guarantee shall be given. Your whipping shall conclude with the landing of a flush power shot delivered with full leverage! This 'finishing touch' is likewise guaranteed to knock you into the middle of next week and render you into a perfect state of unconsciousness or your money back! Members of the flock whom the Shepherd is not fond of will qualify for a 50% discount!
"If it doesn't kill you, it serves to make you stronger" -The Shepherd
"The Trinity Dam Project will not result in the diversion of a single, solitary bucket of water."- Clair Engle, Former Senator, Crossdresser, Revisionist
"You should never trust a dude named after a chick!"- The Shepherd, Purveyor of the Truth, Angler extraordinaire, Living Legend
"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another revisionist in the night!- Bruce Springsteen
"Tell me about those early rounds. When you were coming out what did you want to establish and prove in those first few rounds?" -Larry Merchant
"Establish who was gonna be the boss. There can only be one boss in here. I am the boss. This is my house. I live here."- Marlon Starling
"When the Shepherd talks, everybody listens!" E. F. Hutton
The Shepherd is also starting a hedge fund where members of the Shepherd's flock will be guaranteed a 25% annual rate of return! For more information about how you can become a member of the Shepherd's select flock, please send an e-mail containing all your account numbers to: Boatloadsofcash4theshepherd@fleecingofthesheeople.com
"....Yes we can!...."- Osama Obama, President, Eternal optimist and Harbinger of the Imminent Financial Doom!
"....No you can't!...." - The Shepherd, Prince of Economic Prognostication
"The S&P 500 shall come to be known as the S&P 300 by the end of 2009." -The Shepherd
"Citi and Morgan Stanley shall become one and merge into an offspring known as 'City Morgue'."- The Shepherd
"Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheeople's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves." - The Shepherd
"In the Shepherd we trust, everyone else we monitor." - The Minions of the Truth™
"The darkness of fraud and deception ALWAYS retreats from the LIGHT OF THE TRUTH™!" - The Shepherd
"Everything is better in moderation, particularly moderation." - The Shepherd
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the fraud and the deception of the evil revisionists. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, that shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the savior of blind sheeople" - The Shepherd
"And the Shepherd said:'Let there be light!' and there was light; the darkness retreated and the truth was revealed!" - An enlightened sheeople
"Baaaaaaa!" - A blind sheeople
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.... smells like... victory." - Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore
"...I wanna announce my presence with authority..." - Nuke Laloosh
"ARRRRrrrrrrrrGGGGGHHHHH!" - Godzilla
"Sing me a song, and you're a singer,do me a wrong and you're a bringer of evil." - Ronnie James Dio
"Receiver of light, the Kingdom of the Shepherd shall guide you and keep you from a restless heart, Deceiver of night, the revisionist that lies within you is the reason for your restless heart...." -Tony Martin
"We are poor little lambs, who have lost our way. Baa! Baa! Baa!" - The Flock
"...Put the hashpipe down...."-Greg "Hashpipe" Miller
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Phil (Admin)
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Re:Is the board basically out of order? 15 Years, 7 Months ago
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Hey Keeper,
Couldn't you just sprinkle some holy light or something or other and fix this? It would sure save a lot of time and technical issues!
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Re:Is the board basically out of order? 15 Years, 7 Months ago
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Phil,
There is no doubt that Senor Shepherd possesses a myriad of superhuman abilities! (i.e. turning water into wine, walking on water, tossing casts into the next zip code all day long (without adding a haul mind you...), flawlessly predicting the daily movements of this "Grapes of Wrath" market that has the incoherent "noise traders" tuning into the Cheerleaders at CNBC and that clown-haired asshat Cramer for his inept guidance by the droves, etc.)
The Shepherd wins a lot you see, while astream and while executing nothing but "can't miss" trades. The Shepherd is not referring to "once in while...coupla tiny little fish here, a few dollars there" winship you mere mortals deem as success mind you, but "win all the time" unfathomable percentages that involve HUGE fish, in daily numbers usually only seen by entire fleets of purse seiners and "doubling up" entire account values every few months! All that said, fixing the issues associated with this forum's broken revisionistware is beyond even the Shepherd's ability to fix. Even donning the Shepherd's Superman cape will not help in this regard...........
The Shepherd
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****** News Flash*****
The Shepherd is currently offering the Sheeople of this flock a chance to enroll in the Shepherd's Character Building course! For the small, nominal fee of $750 dollars, the Shepherd will travel to the Norcal location of your chosing, on a day and time that is convenient for you. Upon your arrival, the Shepherd will glove up and proceed to kick your ass up one side and down the other! Your asswhipping is guaranteed to include all of the following elements: cuts, abrasions, contusions, severe trama induced facial swelling, blackeyes, a fatlip or two, and significant but not life threatening blood loss! As a special bonus, you asswhipping may include the following: minor to medium severity concussions, a broken nose, bruised orbitals, califlower ear, and other assorted medium severity injuries. The Shepherd similarly guarantees that your asswhipping will NOT result in the following: broken limbs, fractured ribs, skull fractures, severe brain damage, or any other injuries that can be considered life threatening or altering, or that require prolonged medical treatment. However, if at any time during your asswhipping you elect to fight back, no such guarantee shall be given. Your whipping shall conclude with the landing of a flush power shot delivered with full leverage! This 'finishing touch' is likewise guaranteed to knock you into the middle of next week and render you into a perfect state of unconsciousness or your money back! Members of the flock whom the Shepherd is not fond of will qualify for a 50% discount!
"If it doesn't kill you, it serves to make you stronger" -The Shepherd
"The Trinity Dam Project will not result in the diversion of a single, solitary bucket of water."- Clair Engle, Former Senator, Crossdresser, Revisionist
"You should never trust a dude named after a chick!"- The Shepherd, Purveyor of the Truth, Angler extraordinaire, Living Legend
"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another revisionist in the night!- Bruce Springsteen
"Tell me about those early rounds. When you were coming out what did you want to establish and prove in those first few rounds?" -Larry Merchant
"Establish who was gonna be the boss. There can only be one boss in here. I am the boss. This is my house. I live here."- Marlon Starling
"When the Shepherd talks, everybody listens!" E. F. Hutton
The Shepherd is also starting a hedge fund where members of the Shepherd's flock will be guaranteed a 25% annual rate of return! For more information about how you can become a member of the Shepherd's select flock, please send an e-mail containing all your account numbers to: Boatloadsofcash4theshepherd@fleecingofthesheeople.com
"....Yes we can!...."- Osama Obama, President, Eternal optimist and Harbinger of the Imminent Financial Doom!
"....No you can't!...." - The Shepherd, Prince of Economic Prognostication
"The S&P 500 shall come to be known as the S&P 300 by the end of 2009." -The Shepherd
"Citi and Morgan Stanley shall become one and merge into an offspring known as 'City Morgue'."- The Shepherd
"Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheeople's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves." - The Shepherd
"In the Shepherd we trust, everyone else we monitor." - The Minions of the Truth™
"The darkness of fraud and deception ALWAYS retreats from the LIGHT OF THE TRUTH™!" - The Shepherd
"Everything is better in moderation, particularly moderation." - The Shepherd
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the fraud and the deception of the evil revisionists. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, that shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the savior of blind sheeople" - The Shepherd
"And the Shepherd said:'Let there be light!' and there was light; the darkness retreated and the truth was revealed!" - An enlightened sheeople
"Baaaaaaa!" - A blind sheeople
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.... smells like... victory." - Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore
"...I wanna announce my presence with authority..." - Nuke Laloosh
"ARRRRrrrrrrrrGGGGGHHHHH!" - Godzilla
"Sing me a song, and you're a singer,do me a wrong and you're a bringer of evil." - Ronnie James Dio
"Receiver of light, the Kingdom of the Shepherd shall guide you and keep you from a restless heart, Deceiver of night, the revisionist that lies within you is the reason for your restless heart...." -Tony Martin
"We are poor little lambs, who have lost our way. Baa! Baa! Baa!" - The Flock
"...Put the hashpipe down...."-Greg "Hashpipe" Miller
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Phil (Admin)
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Re:Is the board basically out of order? 15 Years, 7 Months ago
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Dang, then I guess it is gunna take more time! I was hoping the cape was going to help.
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I am haunted by waters.
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A River Runs Through It
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Re:Is the board basically out of order? 15 Years, 7 Months ago
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Well, at least it's not during steelhead season.
Just fix it in time for my Baja trip in July. Hopefully I'll have a decent report.
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A steelhead fly fisherman needs two qualities:
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Phil (Admin)
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Re:Is the board basically out of order? 15 Years, 7 Months ago
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Write it, email it to me, and I will post on the home page......it worked last time, but didn't stay on topic long!
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I am haunted by waters.
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