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Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB 13 Years, 8 Months ago  
We're done. I just remembered how unfair it is to engage in a battle of wits against someone unarmed. Don't get too down on yourself though - you must be special to someone sunshine. Now that Thully is gone I'm sure you will find another love real thoon thilly gooth.

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So the test was negative? Thank god. Last thing we need is more Sloflies running around.
 
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 OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - John S  05/01/11 4:47 pm
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - CharlieJ  05/02/11 2:05 pm
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thread linkthread link  Dan's extensions  - John S  05/02/11 7:21 pm
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Sammy  05/02/11 8:00 pm
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - pgw  05/03/11 9:10 am
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB,,thank Gawd!!  - Carpy  05/03/11 5:35 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB,,thank Gawd!!  - Starshiptrouter  05/04/11 1:22 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread linkthread link  2nd weekend in June no/msg  - Carpy  05/04/11 5:44 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB,,thank Gawd!!  - Ed Kelleher  05/04/11 11:18 pm
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - NCL  05/04/11 5:33 am
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thread linkthread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Starshiptrouter  05/04/11 1:18 pm
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thread linkthread link  My sincere condolences  - oldtrout  05/04/11 9:36 pm
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Bill Kiene  05/05/11 9:40 am
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Chav  05/07/11 5:07 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Ben Fishin  05/12/11 3:56 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread linkthread linkthread link  mendo..??  - Carpy  05/12/11 5:32 pm
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Harry in Hawaii  05/07/11 6:11 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread link  Thank you Harry  - John S  05/10/11 12:36 am
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Bill Kiene  05/07/11 6:44 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Peter A  05/08/11 11:47 am
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thread linkthread linkthread linkthread link  Cheers!!!  - Carpy  05/08/11 2:50 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread linkthread linkthread link  Re:Cheers!!!  - Peter A  05/08/11 4:31 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread linkthread linkthread linkthread link  so busy working that he did not get out  - Carpy  05/08/11 4:42 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread linkthread linkthread link  Re:Cheers!!!  - Peter A  05/08/11 4:32 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - lee s.  05/19/11 9:25 am
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thread linkthread link  Familiar names  - ProudPapa  05/11/11 10:52 pm
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Bill Kiene  05/11/11 11:01 pm
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Ben Fishin  05/12/11 3:54 pm
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Jeff L  05/14/11 8:03 am
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - lee s.  05/14/11 5:11 pm
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Dries  05/17/11 1:35 pm
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Don  05/19/11 2:36 pm
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - sierratrout  05/19/11 10:25 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Charlie S  05/20/11 11:28 am
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thread linkthread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - SloFly  05/20/11 1:08 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread linkthread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - SloFly  05/20/11 2:06 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Dawn  05/20/11 7:03 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - fishhawk  05/20/11 8:01 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread linkthread link  Feelin' the Love  - Salman  05/21/11 7:59 am
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thread linkthread linkthread linkthread linkthread link  Re:Feelin' the Love  - Salman  05/21/11 8:05 am
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thread linkthread linkthread linkthread linkthread linkthread link  what is it about  - Carpy  05/21/11 10:03 am
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thread linkthread linkthread linkthread linkthread linkthread linkthread link  Re:what is it about  - Salman  05/21/11 7:11 pm
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - John S  05/24/11 12:14 am
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - grevel  05/24/11 8:58 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Ed Kelleher  05/25/11 10:23 am
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thread linkthread linkthread linkthread link  You SUCK!! no/msg  - Carpy  05/25/11 4:29 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread linkthread linkthread link  Re:You SUCK!! no/msg  - SloFly  05/26/11 2:20 pm
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thread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Miken  05/26/11 12:12 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - SloFly  05/26/11 12:55 pm
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thread linkthread linkthread linkthread link  Re:OBIT: Passing of the NCFFB  - Miken  05/26/11 1:13 pm
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