Naaaa, I think I'll keep them (the rods). Hey, how do you effectively fish a 6 foot hole, loaded with fish, that has little current, with a spey rod. Oh, you don't? You have to bypass some productive water? I'd rather switch back and forth between jigs, nymphs and streamers and only carry one rod. Like, why would you only want to stick to brunettes when there are so many fine blondes out there? And, red-heads drive me wild, too. Ginger or Maryann? Why not Ginger AND Maryann???
B'sides, fligging is a hell of a lot of fun...so long as you don't whack yourself on the forehead on the back cast.