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The_Keeper_of_the_Light (User)

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Re:No thanks, I don't want to encourage censorship 16 Years ago

Buzz wrote:
Then stop complaining, Paul.
Either you want someone to work on the problem or you don't.

The Shepherd feels the need to chime in here. It is this lousy attitude as to why this forum's participation has dropped off( literally right off the face of the internet...) so badly in the opinion of the Shepherd. Everyone has had these issues, not just Paul. Instead of bashing Paul for bringing it to your attention, would you rather he just disappear so that you can remain in denial? That's the message your sending.

Let's recap:

Hashpipe switches us over to the current revisionistware.

People immediately start complaining about how slow this forum is to load, how impossible it is to navigate, how the revisionistware seems to have a mind of it's own and can change from an ascending to a descending post view and vice versa everytime one logs in.

The Hitleration staff finally comes out of denial that the fact this software has rendered what used to be the "'Board" to the "Bored" when fully 80 percent of the people who used to post here, have elected to deal with the problems by simply electing to dissapear and not deal with it. To potentially solve the problems, the Hitleration staff has a "meeting of the minds" at a bash, nearly a year later and finally concludes: "Yes, there are some issues and maybe we should attempt to fix some of those.."

Ya think?

Yet, the Bored still takes longer to load than it took for the neanderthalers took to go extinct.

Still whenever one logs on, one is left wondering if one should read up for the new posts, read down for the new posts, or if one clicks on "2" is one paging forward to the newer posts or paging backward for the older ones? One is left wondering what one should do if one cannot read his/her own posts or someone elses for that matter.

The whole "Oh we've looked at the problem and are at a loss!" attitude ain't gonna fix the issue. No shit your at a loss, that's clear as the light of the day.

The Shepherd will pose the question again: Where the Hell is Hashpipe? The Shepherd feels that the 'Pipe is the Hitlerator that is most likely to be able to fix some of these issues.........

The Shepherd feels that these issues should be fixed or the revisionistware should be scrapped. The Shepherd tends dozens of internet flocks and this is the only one that is forced to graze on a broken forum. It's also the only one where the issues have been pointed out, and the team running said broken forum, seems to get pissed off when people point out just how broken this place is. FIX THE ISSUES OR SCRAP THIS SHITTY, MALFUNCTIONING SOFTWARE WITH ALL IT'S SUPPOSED BELLS AND WHISTLES, AND NIFTY FEATURES THAT ADD NOTHING IN FAVOR OF SOMETHING THAT WORKS! WHAT GOOD IS A SUNROOF AND GPS IN A FORD PINTO THAT BARELY RUNS!

The Shepherd

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